23 August 2003 | 0800H | Manila
On How I Stopped Saying MWAH
Text by: Jewel Castro | Photos by: Jenelyn Culian
It was one of those tigang days. I was sixteen,
loveless and desperate for the elusive first love,
which, to this day, still eludes me. I had cut class—I
was extremely bored anyway—and had gone with one of my
girlfriends to an Internet café. Back then, the mIRC
was already very popular. Chatting had already earned
my friend a few dates, and she encouraged me to chat
as well in order to remedy my lonely situation. I was
young and stupid, of course, so I agreed.
It took us about 15 minutes just thinking about what
name to use—she said it had to be something feminine,
sexy and interesting. Even in the Net, we felt we
still had to wait for some guy to send us a private
message. To make the first move—not a good idea if
you’re a girl who wants the guy to play “karinyoso.”
But then we eventually got tired of
waiting—apparently, “Isabella” did not work out so
well—and chose about three names in the chat room. A
couple of them responded, and the ball went rolling
from there.
I don’t remember all of them now. I can only recall a
couple of names and I doubt if they still remember me.
I was a chat addict for quite a while, trying to build
flimsy relationships with people I had never met,
trying to find someone I truly liked. One such
relationship lasted a year—whoa!—but we never really
got to see each other in person. His name was Spider.
I was Stella (eew eew eeww). I met him on the eve of
my sixteenth birthday. He said he was an aeronautics
student. He told me how wonderful it was to be able to
fly, and how he wanted to take me with him. Haha. I
feel ridiculous telling this story. Anyway, he got me
interested. I tried my best to be as sweet as I could
without being too obvious. I said things like “That’s
so interesting” and ”Take care” and “Sweet dreams” and
“MWAH”—things I never said to my friends or family. He
too, was sweet, although it was I who had the longer
text messages; it was I who always arrived earlier in
our chat room.
Eeew, I know. But that’s the point. Anonymity gives
one the license to be yucky. I didn’t have to play the
part of Jewel Castro, respectable young woman who
speaks respectably. I was given the chance to say
“MWAH” without anyone cringing at me—or without me
cringing. In the Internet, where the powerful
desire-to-be-desired is openly shared by all, the
chances of rejection is less than in the “real world.”
I knew that my “MWAH” would be favorably received.
Later on, Spider and I just stopped keeping in touch.
After a few months, he texted me out of nowhere,
asking for my picture. Tigang, I’m sure. I thought
about sending him my best photograph but I decided
that it was just a waste of time. Besides, I also
feared that he would regret asking. From then on, I
deleted his number from my phone book. And he never
tried to contact me again.
Luckily, I grew up. I do not chat now. I have also
deleted mIRC from my hard drive. I realized that I was
wasting my life in front of the computer when I could
spend time with my friends and family instead. A smile
is always better than a smiley. A kiss is better than
a MWAH.